No Matter What Trivium’s Matt Heafy Says, Fleshlights Are Not Appropriate to Convey to a Present

What’s going on these days with metallic and marital aids?! First you had Ghost providing up a $130 “ghildo”, you then had Pig Destroyer providing a set of buttpluigs to everybody and their mom, and now Matt Heafy informed concertgoers at a Trivium present over the weekend to take out their fleshlights throughout a present.

What a time to be alive. Now, to be utterly clear, Heafy misspoke when he requested the gang to activate “your mobile phone lights, your flashlights, your fleshlights…” As quickly as he seen the goof, he instantly laughed and corrected his mistake earlier than hoping somebody was recording.

With this being the age of social media, you be your ass there’s a clip on-line of him asking everybody to take out their pocket orifices made to appear to be informal flashlights. …Not that I do know what a fleshlight seems like or something…

Within the aftermath of that flub, Heafy retweeted the interplay with the next assertion:

“I’d prefer to formally apologize for what I mentioned final evening on stage. I can and can do higher.”

At the moment, Trivium is out touring with Bullet For My Valentine for the twentieth anniversary of their respective albums Ascendancy and The Poison. Tickets can be found proper now, with the complete checklist of remaining dates discovered beneath.