Ya know what? Now that every little thing from yesteryear has circled again into reputation once more, I suppose I’m not shocked that this did, too. It’s, nonetheless, the form of shit I really like waking as much as for hilarity’s sake. This week, Austin, Texas-based weirdo noise musician Danny Tantrum was, effectively, a fucking weirdo. They pooped onstage in entrance of all of the disgusted attendees there after which shoveled that shit of their mouth like they hadn’t eaten all day. There’s footage of it that Tantrum posted, that you would be able to entry right here if that’s your factor. It’s virtually 2025—we don’t kink disgrace (brazenly).
Tantrum was performing with Schizing Out and Terminal on the Coral Snake in Austin, although these two acts seemingly saved no matter backside rot that they had occurring inside their pants. Tantrum perched themselves up on a stool like some artsy fuckin gargoyle earlier than unleashing the underside beast, watching it dollop right into a hospital pan on the ground. They then, excitedly, reached into the pan and ate it. The GG Allin meets the “Mad Pooper” from S3E12 of Bob’s Burgers act led to workers attempting to cease the circulate earlier than it acquired out of hand, BUTT to no avail. The present was then understandably lower quick.
What makes this story even higher to me is how the workers dealt with it. They, in fact, made Tantrum strap up with cleansing provides, however in addition they tried to get all the viewers members who loved the defecation to assist clear it up as effectively. That’s honest, I suppose.
Although Tantrum says the act was carried out with no unwell will in direction of the venue, the Coral Snake understandably nonetheless took this to coronary heart. They shared a message to all the opposite native venues, urging them to not e book Tantrum sooner or later for the defacing defecation.
I’m positive I’m not the primary one to think about this, however Austin—if you happen to’re metropolis slogan is to “Maintain Austin Bizarre,” can y’all actually be upset when a weirdo does bizarre shit? Actually makes ya suppose…of poop.